A Toikey.

Happy Thanksgiving!! Mister Snoodsworth could sport a monocle and collar like no other turkey could, since only the dapper could dare to don such finery. He would like to thank gravity for holding down his hat, and the squidgiest of fine shiny poultry skin to insure the monocle was going to stay put for the holidays. He's seen here in his finest brown coat. The feather in his hat is a keepsake from his dear lady friend, Miss Hennesey.